Welcome to Week 8 of our 15 week countdown to retirement! (Simply click on over to HERE in the event you missed the large announcement.)
Immediately’s submit is from 2016, again after we lived in our Minneapolis townhouse, Katie and Waffles would typically hop up onto the bar stools overlooking the kitchen, and extra importantly, the meals prep space. However by no means till today had they BOTH sat on the counter, facet by facet. With breakfast of their sights, they put adie their normal “sophisticated” relationship and Glogirly snapped away at as many images as she might get. That is the story behind the images…however what she imagined them saying to 1 one other paints a far funnier dialog.
WAFFLES: Hey Boss, you come right here typically?
KATIE: Significantly? You are going to use that line on me?
WAFFLES: Okay. How about this – can I get your digits so we will FaceTime?
KATIE: Waffles, you are already in my face ALL the time. The very last thing I must do is FaceTime you. And mitts off my digits.
WAFFLES: Snapchat?
KATIE: Waffles…
WAFFLES: Man, choosing up chicks is tough.
KATIE: Waffles, you have bought a lot to find out about lady cats.
WAFFLES: So what am I imagined to say?
KATIE: Properly, it’s best to say good issues. Praise her. Inform her you want her fur…
WAFFLES: Okay. I like your fur.
KATIE: Waffles, you must romance it. “I like your furs… how do you retain them so silky-soft?”
WAFFLES: Thanks, Boss. I lick them on a regular basis.
KATIE: No Waffles, you are imagined to ask ME how I hold MY fur so comfortable.
WAFFLES: However I already know. You lick yours like elebenty billion occasions a day. That is why you cough up all these nasty hairballs that Glogirly steps in and–
KATIE: Waffles… IF you wish to impress the women, do NOT carry up hairballs. Okay, let’s do that once more. Simply say, “Hi there, my identify is Waffles. What’s your identify?”
WAFFLES: Bought it. HELLO, MY NAME IS WAFFLES!
KATIE: Take it down a notch, Waffles. A bit decrease.
WAFFLES: *low voice* Hi there, my identify is Waffles.”